Shit the made me laugh this week
Calling this an Exercise in Graditude:
Watching Season 2 Episode 5 of Invincible with my girfriend; Omniman's Thraxan wife tells Mark to "Keep going, lower" while he's flying them to safety
I went to a 7/11 near my house after going out with some friends (and babygirl), and ran into this kid who lives in my building. He was at the register buying a 3 pack of Trojan 'Ribbed for her pleasure' condoms and a white monster. It was 2am.
A buddy of mine referenced Bernie Mac's 'Milk and Cookies' bit at lunch.
My girlfriend tripped and fell outside the Lincoln Memorial and some guy we were with said "Not in front of Abe".
'Big Jay' Oakerson's White Elmo story, specifically the part where some kid yells "Let's see if Elmo has balls" and kicks him in the nuts.
Thinking about how Trump probably has a secret CPAP machine he doesn't want anyone to know about, and wondering if Melania got matching silk pj's for them. Basically I've been imagining trump in silk pj's with a vader-mask. I wonder If I could do an impression of trump while he's wearing a CPAP.